The Didi Diet

So our beloved Mamata-di has hit upon a new regimen thats guaranteed to produce a slimmer-trimmer you! The old Indian custom of "Anashan" comes to the rescue of the demands of new-age lifestyle. The new motto is - "JUST KEEP OFF YOUR FOOD". And do it in the full glare of the media, so that in your weak moments, when your soul just craves for a mouthful of food, the media can cry "No, no, no". Also to prove that she is not one of closed mind to the revolutions happening across the world, there is a dash of physical exercise in the regimen as well. Just stroll along to the nearest public building, heave ho some furniture and bring it crashing down. This will have a two -pronged advantage. It will build up your muscle tone, so essential for that ravishing bod, and also it will release your pent-up rage at not being able to hog those delicious stuff whose sweet memory haunt you all day long. Having let off a bit of steam thus, you can go back to your dreams of food and an empty stomach. Continue for $N^{1}$ days. After that,


"ALL HAIL THE BEAUTY QUEEN"


[1] : Where N is 14 and counting...